Capture me a wookiee, kick a princess in the cookie
sabotage the espionage of a bothan spy
activate the trash compactor, let’s protect the main reactor
stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die
corrupt a teen from Tatooine
manipulate a gungan and kill Naboo’s queen
trap a Mon Calamari, take a tauntaun Hoth safari
hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie
ohh
number 13, find investors
number 14, make a Death Star
while you’re at it, draw some plans up for my Death Star 2
unmask a dirty jawa
crank-call general Dodonna
clone a load of cannon fodder out Kamino